Travel Agency Funny Stories

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Hello travel community,
I am Zaky, and what I do for living is working for a travel agency.
As boring as it sounds, sometimes we do have funny stories, and I would like to share them with you.....

I had someone asked for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

A client  :tele:) me the other day inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info and wasting my valuable time getting her the best deal, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a  :tele:) from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."... Stupid lady uhh !!!.

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that it was not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

I got a call from a lady who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said "But they look so close on the map."

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:25am and got into Chicago at 8:41am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" ( I was laughing out load :)) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 827, but none of these dam planes have numbers on them.

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

A woman called me to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" As I never heard about this town I asked  "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" , "Yes, what flights do you have?" . After some searching for this city name on google, thinking I still can be surprised sometimes I told her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." She funnily answered, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" I Google mapped the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

See what people I have to deal with? Sometimes traveling can put even me off .....

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carly76

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lol !!!

Don't people say the funniest things?!?!? I was going to pick one out to say it was my favourite - but then decided they were all equally funny.

Thanks for the laughs....

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Sky

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Hi Zaky, I like your travel agent stories, very funny! A friend sent the following to me and I thought I'd post it here as it's kinda related..

For all  Employees Who Work with Rude Customers

An  award should go to the Westjet gate attendant in Kelowna , British  Columbia for being smart and funny, while making her point, when  confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as  cargo.

A crowded  flight was canceled after Westjet's 767s had been withdrawn from  service.  A single attendant was re-booking a long line of  inconvenienced travelers.  Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his  way to the desk.  He slapped his ticket down on the counter and  said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST  CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir.  I'll be  happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and  I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."  The passenger was  unimpressed.  He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him  could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating,  the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I  have your attention please; may I have you attention please," she began  - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger  here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
If anyone can help him  find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him  in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted  his teeth and said, "F...You!"   Without flinching, she smiled  and said, (I love this bit) "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in  line for that too.

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jimmycolleen

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Hey Zaky,

You seem to have a really awesome job. Those lines were really funny. You just made my day!

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niginigi

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Sometimes we can never avoid saying things that are funny, sometimes were bot aware of it..lol

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sheryl_baver

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LOL..I love your story Sky..Made me laugh so hard..I have to give it to the attendant..She handled the situation pretty awesome..Hahaha

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niginigi

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hahahhahahah, you have no idea how you made me laugh with those funny stories. These two are my best but the Hippopotamus burst me into laughter. lol --

1.) Hippopotamus, New York
"You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!" 

2.)"She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:25am and got into Chicago at 8:41am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!"

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holidayguy

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I had a good laugh ..seriously!! The part I liked the most is:

 

A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" ( I was laughing out load :)) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

 

haha...


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jacinthemilton

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Thanks for the laughs, Godd luck to you!


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holidayguy

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ROFL.hahaha..cant stop laughing!!


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