Las Vegas Casino & Much More...

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Hi Guys, if you have to gamble, do it fast and do it social: craps, roulette, a
sports bet, a 45-minute round of blackjack you set a timer to. I zen out at
the poker tables for hours and miss out on too much.

If you have to power nap, do it right before dinner. Otherwise, you should
be able ? and this is medically proven ? to stimulate yourself constantly so
 you don't need sleep. Keep moving. Don't do more than one thing in each hotel,
 so you can see them all and establish a pattern of constant movement.
Think of yourself as on the run from the cops at all times.

travel forumBellagio Fountains
People stare at lots of free shows outside the hotels, but there's only one worth going to: the Bellagio fountains. Every half-hour between 3 p.m. and 8 p.m., and every 15 minutes from then 'til midnight, an 8.5-acre lake in the middle of the desert explodes with 1,214 spritzers shooting water up to 460 feet in the air ? the water rockets and dances, perfectly choreographed to Frank Sinatra or Gene Kelly or "One Singular Sensation" from A Chorus Line. And yet, for some reason, it doesn't feel all that gay, which is quite a feat.


Cirque du Soleil
Even though it's expensive, cuts three hours out of your evening and sounds really boring, it's actually really cool and totally Vegas, despite its French Canadian origins ? you can see Elton John anywhere, after all. The Cirque hires former Olympic gymnasts to catapult themselves all over the stage, risking their lives in outlandish costumes just for your amusement. I was in the Cirque offices once, and saw several people enter on crutches or in casts to collect their checks. If Wayne Newton ever ends up on crutches, I'll go see him.
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All the Cirque shows are similarly good ? and pricey, at up to $165 a ticket ? but Love at the Mirage is the best.

Designer Dinner
I hope you're in town on an expense account. And I hope your T&E department is pretty lax. Because you can spend some serious cash on designer food in Vegas. If money is no concern, go to Restaurant Guy Savoy at Caesars for the best, most inventive, full-on ridiculous Parisian meal in America. If you're alone, eat at the bar-only Atelier de Joel Robuchon at the MGM Grand, because if you show up unaccompanied to an expensive restaurant in Vegas, you'll definitely leave with new friends and a plan for the night. If you want steak and big red wine, there are lots of options: I like SW Steakhouse at the Wynn; get a table where you can see the weird, intermittent, performance-arty water show.
If you're more interested in making hot friends, go to N9NE Steakhouse at the Palms, or for something more culinarily interesting, there's Tom Colicchio's Craftsteak at the MGM. If you're going out with a date, try San Francisco chef Michael Mina's Nobhill, also at the MGM, or Aureole at the Mandalay Bay (ask for a table in the back by the courtyard). travel forum

Breakfast Buffet at the Wynn
John Cusack once told me, at a post-fight party at the House of Blues, that you never want to wake up in Vegas. Cusack has apparently never been to the right breakfast buffet. Sure, the intimate, beautiful Payard at Caesars serves one of the best French breakfasts outside of Paris (get a quiche and an almond croissant), but you can't do Vegas without doing a buffet, and the buffet at the Wynn is one of the few with really good food.
travel forumThe buffet at T.I., which changed its named from Treasure Island, KFC-style, is also pretty good and has a room designed by Adam Tihany. But the Wynn is a little better ? plus, it's not at Treasure Island.

Shark Reef Aquarium
I get dragged by my wife to a lot of aquariums, so I know that the Shark Reef at the Mandalay Bay is, even at $16, a good one: half-outdoors, half-indoors, with rays, sea turtles, crocodiles, lots of sharks and, as of recently, a komodo dragon. If you're staying at the Mandalay Bay, you can turn to the Shark Reef channel and watch sharks live 24 hours a day on TV, which is pretty awesome at 4 a.m. when you're totally wasted.
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The Clubs
I hate clubs. The painfully loud music, the too-sweet, overpriced drinks, the people who are so much better looking than I. But you don't skip the Uffizzi when you're in Florence just because you're not crazy about Italian art.

The hot club changes quickly, but right now LAX at the Luxor ? yes, the Luxor (they're redoing it) ? is the place to check out late at night. The Bank at the Bellagio and Tao at the Venetian, which is, by the way, the highest-grossing restaurant in the U.S., are solid. You can try an ultra-lounge ? Tabu at the MGM, Pure at Caesars, Cathouse at the Luxor ? which requires less dancing, but is going to be more Euro-trashy and bottle-service oriented. If you want to stare at young girls dancing on a table, go to a strip joint. Okay, fine: Spearmint Rhino or Crazy Horse Too. Happy? Now get out there and dance, no matter how drunk you have to be to do it.travel forum

    *  1. LAX
      3900 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89119; 702-262-4529 36.096806-115.176715 laxthenightclub.com
    * 2. The Bank
      3600 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-693-8300 36.113942-115.172978 More Info
    * 3. Tao Nightclub
      3355 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-388-8338 36.120994-115.169699 taolasvegas.com
    * 4. Tab?
      3799 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-891-7183 36.101198-115.172424 More Info
    * 5. Pure
      3570 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-731-7873 36.115521-115.172919 purethenightclub.com
    * 6. Cathouse
      3900 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89119; 702-262-4228 36.096806-115.176715 cathouselv.com
    * 7. Spearmint Rhino
      3340 South Highland Drive, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-796-3600 36.128956-115.178605 spearmintrhinolv.com
    * 8. Crazy Horse Too
      2476 Industrial Road, Las Vegas, NV, 89102; 702-382-8003 36.144306-115.164568 crazyhorsetoo.com


travel forumNew York-New York Roller Coaster
It's not the wildest roller coaster in existence, but this one goes right through the New York-New York hotel and takes only a few minutes. The hotel is worth seeing for its brilliantly compressed version of Disneyfied Manhattan, and the roller coaster is a better way to tour it than walking through.

travel forumParty at the Pool
There's dirty Vegas ? strip clubs, hookers, cocaine, hotel room swingers ? and there's filthy Vegas: pool parties. Personally, if I'm by the pool, I just want to read and try to figure out if that woman in the thong is a trophy wife or a hooker. Or maybe I'll get on a raft and float with the kids around the Mandalay Bay river pool, or run into the fake waves at the fake Mandalay beach.

But the theory to pool partying is this: Why go to a strip club when you can let the strippers come to you? The Rio Hotel has a deal with the Sapphire Club, so that one of the hotel's pools is populated by off-duty dancers; but the scene doesn't seem to have gelled yet ? it's just a bunch of dudes paying ($50 on weekends) to ogle strippers getting a tan. There's also Rehab, the party on Sunday at the Hard Rock, which has become a disgustingly overcrowded spring-break spectacle ? a drunken, wet frat party ? though there's something to be said for that.travel forum

Still, I'd stick with these just slightly more adult pool/club scenes (toplessness is strongly encouraged, so no kids): Bare at the Mirage; Venus at Caesars; Moorea Beach Club at the Mandalay Bay; and Tao Beach at the Venetian. You'll have to pay to get in (usually about $10?$20 for women, $30?$50 for men), which is kind of ridiculous. But once you get over that hurdle, you'll want to spend a whole lot more to get a cabana and feel really special. And you'll probably get bottle service to impress people. Also, you can play blackjack in the pool at most of these places ? in Vegas that's called multitasking.

    * 1. Rio Hotel
      3700 West Flamingo Road, Las Vegas, NV, 89103; 866-746-7671 36.115595-115.188534 riolasvegas.com
    * 2. Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
      3025 Industrial Road, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-796-6000 36.135081-115.171361 sapphirelasvegas.com
    * 3. Rehab
      4455 Paradise Road, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-693-5555 36.110498-115.154027 rehablv.com
    * 4. Bare
      3400 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-791-7442 36.121071-115.175604 More Info
    * 5. Venus
      3570 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-650-5944 36.115521-115.172919 More Info
    * 6. Moorea Beach Club
      3950 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89119; 702-632-7997 36.091854-115.173773 More Info
    * 7. Tao Beach
      3355 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-388-8338 36.120994-115.169699

travel forumThe Spa
Why would you come to Vegas to be understimulated? That's like going to Mecca to eat pork. But apparently some people think of massage as decadence. It took this town a while to understand that women exist as something more than entertainment for men, but they've finally got it, and Vegas is now ? as far as a plethora of high-end options goes ? the best spa destination in the country. Canyon Ranch at the Venetian and the Spa at the Bellagio are the best, but you pretty much can't go wrong. I'm guessing that at most places the sauna smells sweetly of cedar, eucalyptus and alcohol from the fruity drinks at the bachelorette party the night before.

    * 1. Canyon Ranch
      3355 Las Vegas Blvd. S., #1159, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 877-220-2688 36.120994-115.169699 canyonranch.com
    * 2. Spa at the Bellagio
      3600 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-693-7472 36.113942-115.172978 bellagio.com/spasalon



Downtown
Maybe you're Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas and the happy-roller-coaster-fake-New-York-acrobat-show Vegas isn't quite right for your alcoholic suicidal mood. Or maybe you lack the depth, but want to write moody punk songs anyway. That's when you go downtown to the tiny, old part of Las Vegas that is technically the only part of the city where Mayor Oscar Goodman has jurisdiction. It's seedy and ugly and makes you feel like an outlaw.
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travel forumI've played poker at Binions ? home of the World Series of Poker ? at a table where everyone but me looked like one of those old men under the ghost masks on Scooby Doo. The city's first step in sprucing up downtown is the the sort-of-cool, sort-of-depressing Fremont Street Experience, where parents bring their kids to watch the outdoor mall's ceiling tell little vignettes in laser lights, like a Western Stone Mountain. Then they give blood for slot machine money.

    * 1. Fremont Street Experience
      425 Fremont Street, Las Vegas, NV, 89101; 702-678-5777 36.169677-115.141637 vegasexperience.com



Liberace Museum, Gun Store and More!
If you've still got time to kill, there are lots of other things you can do in Vegas. You can hit the Liberace Museum; the small, overpriced, but legit Gallery of Fine Art at the Bellagio; and the weird zoo exhibits of tigers and dolphins at the Mirage. You can get Thai food at Lotus of Siam at the strip mall on East Sahara Avenue or, better, the Mexican restaurant in the same mall that serves one dish: a sublime goat taco. You can go to the Gun Store, just off the Strip on Tropicana Avenue, where you can ? without anything more than a driver's license ? spend the day shooting Tommy Guns, AK-47s, SAWs, Uzis, M-16s and MP-40s for less than $100. If that doesn't complete your fully American experience in the most American city in America, you can always go to a chapel to marry a stranger.
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    * 1. Liberace Museum
      1775 East Tropicana Avenue, Las Vegas, NV, 89119; 702-798-5595 36.099958-115.128565 liberace.org
    * 2. Gallery of Fine Art, Bellagio
      3600 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 877-957-9777 36.113942-115.172978 More Info
    * 3. Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat
      3400 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89109; 702-791-7188 36.121071-115.175604 miragehabitat.com
    * 4. Lotus of Siam
      953 East Sahara Avenue, Las Vegas, NV, 89104; 702-735-3033 36.143856-115.140987 saipinchutima.com
    * 5. The Gun Store
      2900 East Tropicana Avenue, Las Vegas, NV, 89121; 702-454-1110 36.100489-115.111099 thegunstorelasvegas.com
    * 6. Graceland Chapel
      619 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV, 89101; 702-382-0091 36.163067-115.144555 gracelandchapel.com


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Such a wonderful article. I will surely visit bellagio fountains & cirque du soleil and also enjoy life at clubs.

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Hey, thanks for sharing such an informative article. I really liked it.


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I've heard that in Vegas you never sleep because the activities keep going all night long. :)


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Its really a worthy article to read contains lot about a very exotic city. Las Vegas is really a very good place to visit during Christmas and New Year....


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thanks for sharing such an informative article. I really liked it.


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